At the encouragement of Brintus Maximus... here's a little pic from the downstairs TPLF WC... & a little story to go with it. I was takin' care of business after a hard days meetings - the cardboard roll at left in the pic tells the story of the drama I faced. No mas.
No worries. There was a handy little package of baby-wipes for just such an occasion - as you can see, the package is wholly in German, but the package resembles the one we use, literally, at our house. It even had a cute little puppy dog on the package.
My first swipe w/the mystery wipes was effective, yet accompanied by a vigorous tingling, & not the good kind, in just the wrong place. My second swipe did the job, yet the tingling grew more intense... into pain.
Checked w/Johannes on the contents of the mystery package. Turns out they're BLEACH wipes.